“you are a girl you shouldnt like that video game”
sometimes u just gotta share smooches with ur murderous gay boyfriend
murderous gay boyfriend
Assassin’s Creed!!! the musical featuring chart topping smash hits like
- “Don’t Get Attached They Die”
- “Flags Feathers Encyclopedia Pages How About No”
- “Don’t Fucking Touch Me!!!” a solo by Connor
- “How Am I Supposed to Climb This Fucking Pole so I Can Get Laid (Interlude)” by Altair
- “Where the Fuck is a Desmond Game”
- “Avoid Detection hahahAHAHA”
- “I Don’t Get It” a solo by Ezio
- “Optional Objectives More Like Fuck You”
well u could say that istanbul was *puts on glasses* a whole new world
you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk
(Source: ivanbraginskii)
It is your wedding day, you have waited for this moment all of your life.
The ceremony begins, and as you watch your bride-to-be begin her walk down the isle, the music begins…
KISS KISS, FALL IN LOVE.
Fighting assassins by moonlight
Winning artifacts by daylight
Never running from a real fight
He is the one named Templar Moon
Fighting assassins by moonlight
Winning artifacts by daylight
Never running from a real fight
He is the one named Templar Moon
dancing queen
young and sweet
only sewenteen
OH GOD HES SO CUTE HELP
There’s really no reason why anyone would ever need to make a parody account for the American Libertarian party.
dear god
(Source: likelovecraftinbrooklyn)
You’ve done it, Haytham.
altair can use his eagle vision to see his targets but can he see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch
(Source: myhatisaconnor)
